prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

Did you just get high?

Here’s a hint, yes

Oh my god I just went on the most incredible first date

singing-songs-that-nobody-wrote:

falloutboy:

one year later this is our love letter back to you, thank you.

So many emotions right now, I’m literally crying. Thank you for everything falloutboy

Anonymous asked:
poop color.

Fuck you Caitlin

smuttybandsimagines:

I LOST MY PHONE AT SCHOOL AND THE COP WANTED TO MAKE SURE THIS ONE WAS MINE SO HE ASKED WHAT THE LOCK SCREEN WAS I HAD TO TELL HIM THIS AND EXPLAIN THAT THE PASSCODE SPELLED FUCK. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
todaysdocument:

In Vermont, even dogs get excited for the Bookwagon!
Happy National Bookmobile Day!

From “The Day the Books Went Blank”, a 1961 educational film intended to show the importance of maintaining quality libraries, from The Library Extension Agencies of the six New England States.
808

So I’m going on a date in like 20 minutes and I’m like mad nervous I haven’t been on a first date in like 2 years and AHHHH

prettyfuckinggross:

prettyfuckinggross:

I’m trying to go to sleep aND I FORGOT HOW TO USE A BLANKET LIKE HOW DO YOU USE THOSE THINGS IT JUST FLOPS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND YOU HAVE TO THROW OVER YOYR BODY OR SOME SHIT AND HOPE IT GOES OKAY WHERES THE FUCKING MANUAL

what the fuck was i doing